Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Donkey Training


Have no fear, your human CAN be trained! With time and patience, you can teach your human to feed you on command, play tug, scratch your itchies, and a whole lot more! Dr. Jackson Burro, a certified human trainer and behaviorist shows you how in his six-volume training series: Train Your Human: There is Hope!, Leading Your Human, Human Play, Stubborn People, Patience! Patience!, and Good Human, Bad Human. "Humans," according to Dr. Burro, "have a limited attention span, limited memory, and very poor coordination. When training these bipedal pets, it is imperative that the trainer utilize repetitive rote-style training techniques on a daily basis, and never introduce new concepts on uneven ground."

For those of you who are of the bipedal variety, Meredith Hodges has many informative donkey and mule training books and videos.

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