Wednesday, March 25, 2009

He Told Me He Was Gelded

Our Coos County Donkey Cartoons are inspired by our two miniature donkeys, Nathan and Alastair, and our experience with the large herd at Ass-Pirin Acres in Addison, Vermont. The two jennets depicted here are based on the mothers of our two boys, and, yes, a pregnant jenny is ROUND!

Our little grey dun, Alastair, is a cryptorchid (one testicle descended). People who have cryptorchid equines sometimes have the one testicle removed and then bill their animal as "gelded." Sometimes when this "gelding" is sold, the new owner will find that their gelding has mated with their mare and that their mare became pregnant. . . . Ahhh, he told me he was gelded!

Gelding A Donkey

The jack shown here is Nathan, or as the breeder calls him, Ass-Pirin Acres Mr. Man. As a stipulation for purchasing our two jacks, we paid a gelding deposit, and once they were gelded, we would get the deposit back. We went back and forth as to whether we should subject our boys to this procedure as we weren't planning to breed them.

Our boys then went from weanlings to yearlings and their testosterone began coursing through their little bodies. Alastair, our grey dun, is a cryptorchid (one testical descended) and remained quite calm. Nathan, on the other hand, became intense, overly wary, overly possessive of Alastair, and mounted Alastair, penis fully extended, in an attempt to mate. The mounting didn't occur once or twice a day; it occurred non-stop from morning till night. Poor Alastair was covered with semen and his personality, which had been cheery and bright, was becoming depressed. Nathan's personality became so intense that we couldn't walk the two of them outside the pasture because once we brought them back into the pasture and turned them loose, Nathan would run to Alastair squealing, bite him, and mount. To say the least, all training excersises stopped -- for Alastair's sake!

We decided to geld Nathan in order to quell his hormones for everyone's best interest. Since it was rather rainy all summer, the flies and mosquitoes were unbearable (we live in New Hampshire). Because we didn't want Nathan to be bothered by the bugs, or have his wound become a place for bugs to lay eggs, we scheduled his gelding for October.

Donkeys have a lot of blood vessels that feed their testicles; hence, unlike horses, donkeys are known as bleeders. It is imperitive that your vet use emasculator clamps and ties off the cord during the procedure or your jack could bleed to death. After a jack is gelded, the wound will drain; this is a GOOD thing because he will also swell. The drainage helps reduce the amount of swelling, and you won't believe how much they swell. What will also help drainage is walking your donkey after the procedure; it helps promote drainage and reduce swelling.

To say that this is a painful procedure would be an understatement. Nathan swelled like a balloon, and remained swollen for a couple weeks. He also drained for at least two weeks. The wound didn't fully close for another 10 weeks. He was in pain. He was uncomfortable. It was horrible. Some vets will geld equines using a local. Our vet knocked Nathan out with anaesthesia and performed the procedure on a bed of hay in our own pasture while Alastair brayed continuously from the barn. Please insist that your vet knock your jack out for this painful procedure. After the vet was finished and Nathan attempted to stand . . . and fell to his knees . . . then got up and walked in a wobbly fashion away from the vet, he began to shake. The shaking is a normal after-anaethesia reaction.

We gelded Nathan because it was necessary, not because we wanted to. Alastair, thus far,hasn't exhibited any of the behaviors Nathan did; consequently, he won't be subjected to this procedure. Of course, Alastair is also cryptorchid -- only one testicle has descended, which also means that to be fully gelded he would probably have to have abdominal surgery. Unless it becomes necessary, Alastair will remain the "one-balled" wonder.

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

Donkey Companions


Donkeys are very sociable creatures. To have one without an equine companion, is to be quite frank, cruel. The donkey's need for a companion is so great that reputable breeders and rescue groups won't allow you to take one donkey if you don't have an equine friend already on your premises.

Our two jacks, Nathan and Alastair (4 months old here), will bray quite loudly, pace back and forth, and buck if one of them is taken out of the pasture and lead around the driveway in full sight of the other. They get even more perturbed if their friend is moved out of sight! To say the least, we walk them together and make it a family outing.

Donkey Gifts


Donkeys are very intelligent creatures who can be curious, yet cautious, and playful. Alastair, shown here at 7 months, enjoys stealing gloves if they are not on your hands. He will then wave the glove at you or at our other donkey, Nathan, in hopes of enticing you to play. Playing, to him, means grabbing a section of glove and pulling. He will then walk with you all around the pasture. If you let go, he will wave it at you again and occasionally toss his head and drag the glove along the ground.

For those of you who wonder how well donkeys fair in cold weather, they do very well. Their coats grow quite thick, and it's simply amazing how much body heat they can produce. We live in northern New Hampshire where temperatures have plummeted to near 40 below zero; they both did great . . . of course, their barn is 12' x 12' and the loft is only 5.5 feet off the ground. The loft is full of hay and we give them tons of hay in which to lay. With temps 20+ below zero, we keep them in the barn. In warmer temperatures, and during the day (they are put in the barn at night) they are free to enter or leave the barn as they wish.

Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Donkey Therapy


Have you been overwhelmed by herd dynamics, feeling lost in the herd, and unable to confront the jack factor? Are you unable to connect with your inner donkey or understand the equine mind? Are you ashamed of your elephant phobia and the length of your ears? Were you an early weaner? If so, you are not alone! Come join the Little Longear Support Group every Thursday afternoon from 2:00 - 4:00 P.M. We're located in the last stall on the left in the big red barn. Refreshments will be available.

This "bray-zon" design can be found on a variety of items including, but not limited to, T-shirts, cards, postcards, shoes, and posters. Hoof it over to the Streaking Donkey Books gallery and click on "Donkey Cartoons" for a full line-up.

Donkey Training


Have no fear, your human CAN be trained! With time and patience, you can teach your human to feed you on command, play tug, scratch your itchies, and a whole lot more! Dr. Jackson Burro, a certified human trainer and behaviorist shows you how in his six-volume training series: Train Your Human: There is Hope!, Leading Your Human, Human Play, Stubborn People, Patience! Patience!, and Good Human, Bad Human. "Humans," according to Dr. Burro, "have a limited attention span, limited memory, and very poor coordination. When training these bipedal pets, it is imperative that the trainer utilize repetitive rote-style training techniques on a daily basis, and never introduce new concepts on uneven ground."

For those of you who are of the bipedal variety, Meredith Hodges has many informative donkey and mule training books and videos.

On a side note, if you like the design above, it can be found on a variety of products including cards, postcards, posters, T-shirts, and tote bags . . . to name a few.

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Donkey and Mule Rescue Groups

When Jayne and I began looking for donkeys, we started our search with rescue groups. It is our belief that many wonderful animals -- dogs, cats, and, yes, equines find themselves in shelters and are in need of loving homes. Our cats and dog are all rescues. So, the search was on for an equine rescue group within reasonable driving distance of northern New Hampshire. We wanted a group close-by because neither Jayne nor I had raised an equine before and believed we would need to learn more about them, meet them, and spend lots of quality time with them prior to their arrival. Unfortunately, we couldn't find a group in or near New Hampshire at the time we were searching. Hence, we visited a breeder in Vermont and purchased our two boys. Since that time, we have stumbled across a wonderful rescue organization in southern New Hampshire called, Save Your Ass Long Ear Rescue. If you're not in New England and want to meet a donkey or a mule, take the time to find a rescue organization in your area; they'd be happy to show you their animals, and if you have the time, give them a hand by volunteering. Volunteering not only helps these organizations, but also teaches you about these wonderful animals.

Happy Brays!

The Coniving Donkey

Donkeys. Why, we have been asked, would you want them? What good are they, anyway? Well, first of all, donkeys are highly intelligent, curious, cute, and to be quite frank, entertaining. Second, donkeys give us many laughs, which is a healthy activity. Also, donkeys can be used to pull carts, carry baskets, and do light work. Our two minis are turning two in the next couple months which means they can start learning driving and packing activities. But . . . since they aren't old enough to work yet, there's that humor factor.



Alastair, 4 1/2 months here (Sept. '07), is being brushed with a curry comb.

Hmm. . . look what Alastair has found!














Alastair thinks that little peanut brush is more interesting than being combed.



















Here, lady, take the peanut brush.


















Aaaahhh. See lady, take the hint and use the peanut brush!

Friday, March 6, 2009

Roswellian Wild Burro

The Roswellian Wild Burro, Equus roswellian asinus, is an extremely rare type of donkey who is very shy and elusive. The first recorded sightings of this wild donkey were made on July 4, 1947 near Roswell, New Mexico. Shortly, thereafter, limited sightings of this beast occurred near Area 51 in Nevada.

All who have been lucky enough to see a Roswellian Wild Burro agree that they are bright green in color with a yellowish muzzle, have very skinny legs, extra-small hooves, extra-large triangular ears, and oval eyes. Average height at the wither appears to vary between 20 and 24" for adults.

To learn more about the extremely rare and elusive Roswellian Wild Burro, visit the Streaking Donkey Books gallery and click on "Donkey Pasture" where you can see this wonderful donkey inhabiting shirts, cards, ties, and tote bags . . . among other things.

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Mini Donkeys Playing With Jolly Ball

These two characters are why we call ourselves Streaking Donkey Mini Acres. Nathan, on the left, and Alastair love to play with anything they can grab and walk off with . . . shovels, rakes, gloves, buckets, you name it. Our farrier calls Alastair a thief as he likes to reach back while Lee is giving him a trim and try to grab that dangling hoof knife! Here, however, they are playing with one of their FAVORITE toys, their pink Jolly Ball.

The picture of them above can be found on several products in our Streaking Donkey Books gallery: shirts, ties, hats, bags, and a Christmas card. Click a link above and browse through the "Donkey Pasture" in our gallery. If you need a braying laugh or two, peruse our "Donkey Cartoons."